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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT305 Will Rogers - Buy land
"Buy land. They ain't making
any more of the stuff."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT306 Will Rogers - A fool and his money are soon elected
"A fool and his money are soon elected."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT307 Will Rogers - Advertising is the art of convincing
people
"Advertising is the art of convincing
people to spend
money they don't have for something they don't need."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT308 Will Rogers - Alexander Hamilton started the U.S.
Treasury
"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S.
Treasury with nothing,
and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT309 Will Rogers - All I know is just what I read in the
papers
"All I know is just what I read in the
papers,
and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT310 Will Rogers - An economist's guess is liable to be
"An economist's guess is liable
to be as good as anybody else's."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT311 Will Rogers - Be thankful we're not getting
"Be thankful we're not getting all
the government we're paying for."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT312 Will Rogers - You can't say civilization don't advance
"You can't say civilization don't
advance...
in every war they kill you in a new way."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT313 Will Rogers - You've got to go out on a limb sometimes
"You've got to go out on a limb sometimes
because that's where the fruit is."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT314 Will Rogers - There ought to be one day
"There ought to be one day - just one
- when there is open season on senators."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT315 Will Rogers - Things ain't what they used to be
"Things ain't what they
used to be and never were."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT316 Will Rogers - Things in our country run
in spite of government
"Things in our country run
in spite of government,
not by aid of it."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT317 Will Rogers - A holding company is
"A holding company is a thing
where you hand an accomplice the goods
while the policeman searches you."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT318 Will Rogers - A man only learns in two ways
"A man only learns in two ways, one by
reading,
and the other by association with smarter people."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT319 Will Rogers - A remark generally hurts in proportion
"A remark generally hurts
in proportion to its truth."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT320 Will Rogers - About all I can say for the United
States Senate
is that it opens with a prayer
"About all I can say for the United States
Senate
is that it opens with a prayer and
closes with an investigation."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT321 Will Rogers - America is becoming so educated
"America is becoming so educated
that ignorance will be a novelty.
I will belong to the select few."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT322 Will Rogers - An ignorant person
"An ignorant person is one who doesn't
know
what you have just found out."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT323 Will Rogers - Ancient Rome declined because it had a
Senate
"Ancient Rome declined because it had a
Senate,
now what's going to happen to us
with both a House and a Senate?"
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT324 Will Rogers - Being a hero
"Being a hero is
about the shortest-lived profession on earth."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT325 Will Rogers - Chaotic action is preferable
to orderly inaction
"Chaotic action is preferable
to orderly inaction."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT326 Will Rogers - Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice
doggie"
"Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice
doggie"
until you can find a rock."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT327 Will Rogers - Don't let yesterday
use up too much of today
"Don't let yesterday
use up too much of today."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT328 Will Rogers - Even if you're on the right track
"Even if you're on the right track,
you'll get run over if you just sit there."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT329 Will Rogers - Everything is changing
"Everything is changing.
People are taking their comedians seriously
and the politicians as a joke."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT330 Will Rogers - Everything is funny
"Everything is funny,
as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT331 Will Rogers - I am not a member of any organized
"I am not a member of any organized
political party.
I am a Democrat."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT332 Will Rogers - George Washington would sue us
"I bet after seeing us,
George Washington would sue us
for calling him "father.""
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT333 Will Rogers - I don't make jokes
"I don't make jokes.
I just watch the government
and report the facts."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT334 Will Rogers - I have a scheme for stopping war
"I have a scheme for stopping war.
It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war
till they have paid for the last one."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT335 Will Rogers - girls would get sunburned
in the places they now do
"I never expected to see the day
when girls would get sunburned
in the places they now do."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT336 Will Rogers - If advertisers spent the same amount of
money
"If advertisers spent the same amount of
money
on improving their products as they do on advertising
then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT337 Will Rogers - If I studied all my life
"If I studied all my life,
I couldn't think up half the number of funny things
passed in one session of congress."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT338 Will Rogers - If Stupidity got us into this mess
"If Stupidity got us into this mess,
then why can't it get us out?"
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT339 If you ever injected truth into politics
"If you ever injected truth into politics
you have no politics."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT340 Will Rogers - If you make any money,
the government shoves you in the creek
"If you make any money,
the government shoves you in the creek
once a year with it in your pockets,
and all that don't get wet you can keep."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT341 Will Rogers - If you want to be successful, it's just
this simple
"If you want to be successful, it's just
this simple.
Know what you are doing.
Love what you are doing.
And believe in what you are doing."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT342 Will Rogers - In Hollywood the woods are full of
people
that learned to write
"In Hollywood the woods are full of people
that learned to write but evidently can't read
If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT343 Will Rogers -
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble
"It isn't what we don't know that gives us
trouble,
it's what we know that ain't so."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT344 Will Rogers - It's easy being a humorist
"It's easy being a humorist
when you've got the whole government working for you."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT345 Will Rogers - It's not what you pay a man
"It's not what you pay a man,
but what he costs you that counts."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT346 Will Rogers - Last year we said,
"Last year we said,
'Things can't go on like this',
and they didn't, they got worse."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT347 Will Rogers - Lettin' the cat outta the bag
"Lettin' the cat outta the bag
is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT348 Will Rogers - Liberty doesn't work
"Liberty doesn't work as well in practice
as it does in speeches."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT349 Will Rogers - Live in such a way
"Live in such a way that you
would not be ashamed to sell your parrot
to the town gossip."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT350 Will Rogers - Make crime pay.
"Make crime pay.
Become a lawyer."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT351 Will Rogers - Money and women
"Money and women are the most sought after
and the least known about
of any two things we have."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT352 Will Rogers - One Ad is worth more
"One Ad is worth more to a paper
than forty Editorials."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT353 Will Rogers - Our constitution protects aliens
"Our constitution protects
aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT354 Will Rogers - People are getting smarter
"People are getting smarter nowadays;
they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience,
be their guide."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT355 Will Rogers - People who fly
"People who fly into a rage
always make a bad landing."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT356 Will Rogers - People's minds are changed
"People's minds are changed through
observation
and not through argument."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT357 Will Rogers - The best way out of a difficulty
"The best way out of a difficulty
is through it."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT358 Will Rogers - The farmer
"The farmer has to be an optimist
or he wouldn't still be a farmer."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT359 Will Rogers - The income tax
"The income tax has made liars
out of more Americans than golf."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT360 Will Rogers - The more that learn to read
"The more that learn to read
the less learn how to make a living.
That's one thing about a little education.
It spoils you for actual work.
The more you know the more you
think somebody owes you a living."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT361 Will Rogers - The more you observe politics
"The more you observe politics,
the more you've got to admit that
each party is worse than the other."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT362 Will Rogers - The only difference between death and
taxes
"The only difference between death and
taxes is that
death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT363 Will Rogers - The only way you can beat the lawyers
"The only way you can beat the lawyers
is to die with nothing."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT364 Will Rogers - The time to save is now.
"The time to save is now.
When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out
and make a down payment on a bigger bone.
He buries the one he's got."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT365 Will Rogers - The United States never lost
"The United States never lost a war
or won a conference."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT366 Will Rogers - The worst thing that happens
"The worst thing that happens to you
may be the best thing for you if you
don't let it get the best of you."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT367 Will Rogers - There are three kinds of men
"There are three kinds of men.
The one that learns by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them
have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT368 Will Rogers - There ought to be one day
"There ought to be one day - just one -
when there is open season on senators."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT369 Will Rogers - This country has come to feel
"This country has come to feel the same
when Congress is in session as when
the baby gets hold of a hammer."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT370 Will Rogers - This thing of being a hero
"This thing of being a hero,
about the main thing to it is
to know when to die."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT371 Will Rogers - We are all here for a spell
"We are all here for a spell,
get all the good laughs you can."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT372 Will Rogers - We can't all be heroes
"We can't all be heroes,
because somebody has to sit on the curb
and applaud when they go by."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT373 Will Rogers - tax it out of business
"We don't seem to be able to check crime,
so why not legalize it and then
tax it out of business?"
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT374 Will Rogers - What the country needs
"What the country needs is
dirtier fingernails
and cleaner minds."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT375 Will Rogers - When ignorance gets started
"When ignorance gets started
it knows no bounds."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT376 Will Rogers - Not until he has earned all he can
"When should a college athlete turn pro?
Not until he has earned all he can
in college as an amateur."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT377 Will Rogers - When the Oakies left
"When the Oakies left Oklahoma
and moved to California,
it raised the I.Q. of both states."
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Will Rogers T-Shirt
Design #GT378 Will Rogers - Worrying is like
"Worrying is like paying on a debt
that may never come due."
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